The Republic of New Interzone is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.837 billion New Interzoneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serpicopolis. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong New Interzonean economy, worth 107 trillion Somas a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,594 Somas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, mathematicians are hated by children across the country, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Interzone's national animal is the Bilby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Interzone is ranked 12,995^th in the world and 30^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 117.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.